Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Comments On Dasukigate Scandal‎

The 'undisputed heavy weight champion' of grammar in politics in Nigeria, the ONE and ONLY Igodomigodo of Edo state, Hon Patrick Obahiagbon has finally reacted to the ongoing Dasukigate scandal.

The current COS of Edo State Governor Adam Oshiomhole reacted with his usual confusion-inducing grammar.

Hear him:

"Whereas the Dasuki menopause has diaphanously made the point that the Jonathan administration elevated the dum vivimus, vivamus nectar to a nauseating and asphyxiating elastoplast, it can bear reiteration that beyond the current ballyhoo baying for a condign comeuppance, the challenge is how to ensure that each public officer is henceforth subjected to the immolatory trajectory of dulce et decorum est pro patria mori…
But can we break away from the penelopic circle of flagellative rigor mortis?"

Obahiagbon is fond of confusing people while passing across his message.

He would have become a billionaire by now if he had ventured into comedy… He's one funny man.

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